Dear Anonymous,
I'm writing to you only because I'm bored and I have nothing better to do.
You have been very inspired with my work lately, and I see you commenting everywhere. I appreciate it and thank you very much. In fact, it really encourages me to publish more. Have you ever heard of that saying? Publicity is good, regardless of whether good or bad? Well, I feel that way about you.
Inspite of your efforts to dishearten me by calling me a big, fat slut and 'fat' in general (seriously?), I have risen to this occassion to thank you, for being so inquisitive and obsessed with my life, as to come and comment on my posts. Its because of people like you, that I'm going to die rich AND famous.
Love,
Me.
(Pardon the grammar, I was really un interested)
3 comments:
OMG I JUST DID ANONYMOUS's MOM !! :-D !!
Hahaha! Yuck, don't do that! You'll get the anonymous syndrome...And I think you'll realise you've got it, when you start getting ugly or cowardly. I'm not quite sure yet.
Don't address the anonymous. It just opens up an unwanted can of worms.
Ugly, faceless, nameless worms.
I'm hungry.
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