Thursday

I Wonder How Many People I Can Slap At Once...

Seconds ago, a good friend of mine, said to me, 'Hey, can I ask you something? And this isn't personal...but everytime a topic about friendship issues comes up, why are you always invovled?'

And then she names 4 people, who the issues are concerned with, and say's...'Yeah...with these people...'

So, here's the thing...and I'm not too sure about it, but I'm going to try and solve this magnificent mystery...

I'm ASSUMING (and this is JUST an assumption), that people are talking about me, because I've been so mellow for the longest while...from just about the time, I started dating my awesome boyfriend Presley. And since I haven't fucked up with anyone/been invovled in their life/ or even bothered to justify any arguments unless really required to...they have taken the liberty to go ahead and make up problems for me (which is really witty by the way, might I add), just to satisfy the LACK OF DRAMA in their life.

I'm sorry, REALLY REALLY sorry, that I don't care enough to talk about any of you'll...and if I ever did have a problem with you'll, I'm REALLY REALLY sorry I won't be wasting my time explaining it to you'll in detail...Cause, life's short, and you'll aren't worth it ...


Ps- A special thank you to that friend =)

4 comments:

Anand Lobo said...

lol.
i'm mostly grateful for my mostly sheltered childhood and youth (which was due in part to me being a loner type of guy.)
but there are times when i feel i missed out on the drama of living and having problems with people, like those signified above.
still, thanks to my uniqueness, it is now very difficult for me to be affected by such issues, which i am grateful for. people have tried - and failed - to offend me, for example.
walk around in a shirt like the one that i showed you of mine. be carefree and happy in the knowledge that you're M.A.D. :-P

Otnip said...

LOL, oh, how I adore you, Lobo guy =)

Anonymous said...

interestin..

Otnip said...

Why thank you!