Friday

The Art of Sticking Your Finger Down Your Throat...

Hey you all!!!
Well, i just remembered something i'd love to blog about and if i didnt then, id be damned!!!

The art of sticking your finger down your throat aka puking aka throwing up aka hurling etc....
So many different way's of expressing and defining something so familiar to all of you, who are so invovled with that other art... what was it? oh yeah, the art of drinking *sheepish smile*

Before i go ahead, i'd like you'll to know i hate throwing up... i have a phobia of puking or so i'd very much like to believe... the thought of even standing next to someone who HAD thrown up, three hours earlier in the day... makes my skin crawl...

So, to indulge myself in this topic...is rather disgusting and im forcing myself to do it... only because there's this recurring question in my head... why drink to throw up?
Often the answer to that question has been...you think you know how much you're drinking, but you misinterpret and you overdo it and you're too drunk to realize.. nd by then, you're full and the next minute you know you've thrown up all over the dance floor, toilet etc (whatever tickles your fancy).

It's sad and more over pathetic. Definately, this is just a different view point, so it doesnt really apply for and to anythin or anyone... but my reasons stay put in my mind.
There's this sad assumption that you need to drink to have fun, so you have all these people getting fake i.ds and slipping into clubs before they're 21 and drinking the night away ... And OBVIOUSLY it take's no dum,blind man to fig out that when they've hit GLORIOUS 21, celebrating in a club is cliche and the world is suddenly boring... only because you've done it all way too soon.

And drinking is not a sin ... whoever said drinking was bad, needs to be shot. But whoever drinks every weekend, because that's just what's left to do... need's to be shot, equally.
Those who get drunk and throw up, and say 'omg.that was hell.', need to be shot more than one time, and in the head.

Well, I'm going to sign off this super long blog... in the same old cliched way...
If you don't like it...
Get drunk and convince yourself you're better than this ...


<3

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

u always seems to potray ur views as the only rite way.. u say u dont.. but then it comes out tht way anyway. :)

Anonymous said...

but i like reading ur blog

Anonymous said...

hehe I like this blog.
I totally agree on hating the idea of drinking just to get drunk..urgh.
I know you're gonna say but u're one of them.. but am I? ..

I actually have been thinking of this topic alot..on my trip. I dont wanna be doing this anymore.. I'd like to wait till my time comes..which isn't pretty far anyway.. (bout the gettin into places bit) but then, had I not still come out all those times, I'd have missed out on spending time with my friends.. who yes, arent perfect, def having crazy notions but.. I dont wanna miss out this.

I normally always stand up for what I believe in. Ive learnt it gets you into trouble 9 out of 10 times but this time, I've learnt to make the exception.

And not convince myself that what I'm doing is right.

Anonymous said...

I do agree with anonymous, you do potray stuff you say to be the 'ultimate right' way to end the discussion or topic but if people had a problem with it, they shouldnt be reading it ..so you dont have to bother. :)

Anand Lobo said...

doesnt matter how you present your views here stace .. it's your blog, you can say whatever you want any way you want. anyone who has an issue can go dunk their heads in the toilet.

as to the post discussion .. i wish there was some explanation for why people did that! and we need a cure for them, so that us normal, happy wouldn't have to feel disgusted at it any more. :-|