Trying To Be Funny

Tarun always complains my blogs are like NEVER happy ever... EVER!!! But I have the most awesome, funny conversations with my closest frends in college...that I would never trade for the world!
Here are a few that happened, after second sem began =)

1)
S:Will you be my valentine?
M:No...ewyuck!
S:Please?
M:With you? NEVER!
S:Fine...I'll never ever kiss your ass again!
*waves hand around when talking to someone else*
M:Your so boney!
S: *gasps*
M: Showie Showie!!
S:I'll never hold your hand EVER AGAIN!
M: Showie Plsh? *gives hand to hold*
S: I SAID NO !
M: *makes sad face* plsh? Will you be my valentine??
S:OKAY !!! :D

2)
S: It's me and you...in our little circle...
P: Hokay..
S:No wait...We cant make a circle can we??
P:uh-huh?
S: we make a line?
P: nooo we can make a circle! that's alright!!
S: Js the two of us??
P: yeah...we can hold hands or something :D

3)
R:Siamese twins??
S:Yeah! I wanna make clothes for them :)
R: seriously? But like how??
S: err..what you mean how? Like blouses and stuff!
R: *acts like hes wearin a tee shirt* What if they're joined from the head? How does it go around?
S&R think for 10 seconds, in silence.
P:Err...perhaps shirts?
:D

4)
S: Why is Shravini acting like that??
P: LOL!
S: yeah !! shes so scary *refers to sudden outburst by shrav*
P: yeah poor her...just when she was starting to get normal :D

5)
R: So Sarah...about your childhood...
S: *head down*
R: okay okay!! erm...your mothers and your relationship maybe?
S: *looks terrified*
R: okayyyyy!! would you say your a social person??
S: *mouth opens, eyes well up, horrified!*
R: okay..IM SORRY! Something else? What comes to your head when you hear the word 'Bi.'
S: *cut*


I know this sounds lame .. but i heart them :)