Tuesday

Ritesh and Barry Part1

So Ritesh makes his day by feeling Barry, touching and poking Barry and MOSTLY making 'black' jokes about Barry...Here are three that he made today [the day which literally never ended!].

1)
R: [pointing to barry] Hey! Nice!
B: [looking scared] wha?
R: [pointing to the picture, on Barry's black shirt] Nice tattoo!!!

2)
B: I wanna bunk I.T! No one's attending and the teacher is so freaking borrring!
R:So then bunk!
B: But how??
R: Turn off the lights and walk out !

3)
S: I'm a chick with a dick!
R: HAHAHA!!
B: [looks all freaked out]
S: No really, I am! I have a male's thingi!
R: What does it look like??
S: It's Big, Black and Hairy!
R: HAHAHAH! You have a Barry down there, Well you got the black and hairy bit..HAHAHA! You got a Barry in your pants!!
B: [looks upset, still freaked out and turned down]

2 comments:

Ritesh Whitecrayon Jeswani said...

I LOVE BARRY!! :-D :-D .. hahahahaha.....
I like the constipated smile he gives when he's disguasted/shocked/turned down/annoyed... :D

Smart.Blonde said...

RITESH I LOVE YOU! UR SO ANTI BARRY ITS AMAZING! :D
hahahahah i know that constipated smiles urgh! its urgh *slap him*